Planet Ciaran

Renegade ParentDeech on conscripting children

La Deech decreed:

It is insufficient to "take children's rights seriously", as home educators claim they do. Rights have to be enforceable by an authority outside the two parties involved, othe …

Like a StarfishMarch. It's March already?

February was definitely the shortest month. Did they cut a fortnight out of it or something?

So at the moment I feel as though I can either write on Renegade Parent, or I can write on here, but I …

Dick PuddlecoteVocabulary Update

Inspired by Mr A at Leggy's place, I have a new addition to my vocabulary. Specifically defined as ...

do a CAMRA [ˈdü ə ˈkæmrə]
v.tr.colloq.
roll over; betray allies; collaborate with opposition.

Renegade Parent"The madness that is the secret family courts system"

I am busy, too busy at the moment. But I read the emails I am sent. I read the blog posts too. I read Staffordshire County Council's version of events in my local freebie newspaper:

We have always …

Mozilla Calendar DevSunbird 1.0b1 release candidate 1 is now available

After quite some build-system related difficulties, we have finally succeeded building Sunbird 1.0b1rc1. Please download and test it within the next 2 weeks, if no critical errors show up this will …

Dick PuddlecoteNanny Bashing

If you did read the entire commons debate I linked to yesterday, you would have spotted the one voice of sanity amongst the otherwise forlorn chorus.

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Philip Davies MP doesn't need any comment …

LongriderThe New McCarthyism

Dick Cheney’s daughter is engaging on a witch hunt, it seems. Her Keep America Safe campaign is targeting lawyers who had the temerity to represent terror suspects. Now Cheney’s daughter, Liz, has …

Tim BrayUrban Colors

Assignment for Dailyshoot 116 on 2010/03/11: “"Rules" can be stifling if taken to extremes. Break the rules today with focus, composition, etc, and see what happens.”

StatusNetOne-click install of StatusNet on DreamHost

It was with exceptional pleasure that we heard about DreamHost's plans add StatusNet to their one-click install program. DreamHost has a great reputation among Web pros for its exceptional hosting …

Tim BrayInvisible Flash

Suppose you want to use Flash on your website. I think this is a bad idea, but I accept that some are going to ignore my wise advice and do it anyhow. If you do this and you’re not careful, you can …

Wordpress DevelopmentFirefox Personas, WordPress-style

We recommend open source software whenever we can, and the Firefox browser from Mozilla is one of our favorites. Firefox 3.6 recently came out with persona support, allowing users to skin their …

as days pass byNot a lawyer any more

So according to Naked Law, the technology blog for the law firm I used to work for, Centrica contracted Accenture to write some software, and that software turned out not to work like they wanted. …

Dick PuddlecoteMPs Agreed On Denormalising Beer, Wine, And Spirits

While Old Holborn was delivering the public response to the consequences of previous dictatorial legislation, MPs were engaged in nearly four fucking hours of discussion on how to bring us all further …

LabnotesYaketee: new way to yak

Yaketee (‘ya-ke-t’E) is a message board with a twist. To post and read messages, you have to be on the same network as the people you’re exchanging messages with. Using WiFi at the coffee shop? You …

Dick PuddlecoteWrite To The BBC

How nice of 38 Degrees to give us a user-friendly medium by which to e-mail the BBC about cuts.

Here's mine.

I APPLAUD cuts to the BBC

Dear BBC Trust,

I am writing to respond to the consultation about …

StatusNetStatusNet at SXSW2010 in Austin

We are doing three things at SXSW in Austin starting on Friday, March 12. We keep the hits coming!

First: Evan Prodromou Panel on Friday, March 12 @ 3:30 PM

StatusNet CEO, Evan Prodromou is presenting …

LongriderMotorcyclists in Wootton Bassett

Neil Burden indulges in the usual tired anti-motorcycle clichés in a CiF article that is the predictable ill-informed bollocks one expects from the Grauniad. I have recently discovered the hugely …

Damien KatzWin a Nexus One from Couchio

Port CouchDB to an Android app and get our phone! Details....

Dick PuddlecoteNick Hogan: The BBC Wakes Up (Briefly)

Even Comrade Beeb has woken from her righteous slumber this evening.

Page last updated at 20:32 GMT, Wednesday, 10 March 2010

A former pub landlord who flouted the smoking ban has been released from …

0xDECAFBADPondering the cobwebs

It’s plain to see that I’ve not been a blogger for a long time. This place is a long-neglected ghost town that sees a begrudged entry every few months, when I happen to remember it still exists and I …

Dick PuddlecoteNick Hogan Released

Pop over to Anna Raccoon or Old Holborn for the lowdown.

Doesn't it feel good sticking two fingers up at the state? It should become a regular occurrence.

[Hogan] said: “I am going to have a fag and a …

Confessions of a WinoLickfold Inn, Surrey

Forgive the personal indulgence but this weblog is, in many ways, a record of my life, albeit told in the hazy after-mists of empty wine bottles.  For a small portion of it, as a toddler in the …

Dick PuddlecoteIntroducing ... Passive Obesity

We knew it was coming. The only uncertainty was how the righteous could possibly contrive to justify it.

Many obese people face an increased risk of illnesses such as heart disease, diabetes and …

LongriderLevel Crossings

I see that level crossings are in the news today. The driving test should have compulsory questions on level crossings to cut the number of drivers who take risks on them each year, Network Rail has …

Tim BrayTheory and Practice

Assignment for Dailyshoot 114 on 2010/03/09: “Most of us enjoy some symmetry in our lives. Look around for it today and make a symmetrical photo. (via @melhutch) ”

James HagueEleven Years of Erlang

I've written about how I started using Erlang. A good question is why, after eleven years, am I still using it?

For the record, I do use other languages. I enjoy writing Python code, and I've taught …

Not The User's Faultjonoscript

Daniel Buchner (Jetpack project manager) is going to lead a Design Lunch this Thursday to talk about the rebooted Jetpack SDK (software development kit). The Jetpack design team is specifically going …

Dick PuddlecoteOh Dear

I tried. I really did. But then I realised it was a government-funded wankfest, so it was discarded as a concept.

Still, I did my bit. 30 minutes on a bus and the same while I uploaded Gotty's pic and …

Renegade ParentComments, emails and messages

I know, I know. I am behind with replying. Big style. But we are experimenting with a new working pattern, so we'll see how that goes and I'll be with you ASAP.

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Ciaran's Random WritingsSlideType Keyboard and Yak Shaving

Something that was bugging me about Android was the touch screen keyboard. I found it impossible to type anything with acceptable speed or accuracy. Unless you have child-sized fingertips, you’re …

Renegade ParentIt was either the Deech, or Jan Moir

Today I was torn between writing about this harridan and this one - but having read some excellent posts on the Deech, I thought I'd stew on her and stick with Jan Moir instead.

This woman has got …

Dick PuddlecoteGoing, Going, Gone Barmy

I've been drafted into a quiz team tonight. Well, it's not exactly a team as such, there being just two of us. However, we shall gallantly challenge significantly more populated outfits consisting of …

StatusNetStatusNet Cloud Service Launches Public Beta

Montreal, Tuesday 9 March 2010 – StatusNet Inc launched the StatusNet Cloud Service (SCS) for public beta today. The SCS allows anyone to quickly setup a status update site at http://status.net with …

Muharem Hrnjadovicmuharem

I received my Motorola Milestone android smartphone last Friday and have now first hand experience of the utility of such a device. It is a navigation device great “communicator” (micro-blogging, …

Lord LucasChildren, Schools and Families Bill R.I.P.?

No committee days have been scheduled for the bill this month, which now lies helpless in its cradle waiting for its inevitable dismemberment in the "washup". So is this the end of the story?

Not if …

Dick PuddlecoteWhere Are The Carrots, George?

There is one question that no one who denies manmade climate change wants to answer: what would it take to persuade you? In most cases the answer seems to be nothing. No level of evidence can shake …

LongriderMore Mass Punishment of the Law Abiding Majority

Once again, this truly appalling government resorts to mass punishment to resolve what is, in fact, a small problem that is already illegal. All dog owners in England and Wales would have to insure …

LongriderJapanese Knotweed

Scientists are looking at biological control of Japanese knotweed in the UK. A tiny Japanese insect that could help the fight against an aggressive superweed has been given the go-ahead for a trial …

Tim BrayBlue Pacific Looking Up

Assignment for Dailyshoot 113 on 2010/03/08: “Take care of the Monday blues by picking up your camera. Make a photograph dominated by the color blue.”

hardwar.orgWeekly dev update #14

Last week there was no developer update as I was sick with the flu. This week however I wanted to do something different so I have been working on the sky in the game. My first attempt was to simply …